Shakespeare Obsessed Sparrow

By explosiveexpressionofhumanity.

By kwksylvr80.

Modnote: I’m going in September, but no WAY is that soon enough.

By skyremains.

No, I am not kidding. One of my classmates in a high school English class seriously asked me this as we were starting to read Julius Caesar… At first I though he was joking/trolling. Then I realized he was being dead serious…  

By nataliedemuro.

True story: Straftord Shakespeare Festival, 2008

Submitted by notimpossiblejustabitunlikely.

“Abridged” as in “they’ve cut bits”? Oy vey.

Submitted by twisterthecat.

When I was in high school, our Shakespeare club was looking to go see a production of Macbeth. We soon found out that they cut out Duncan completely and I almost punched a wall.

Submitted by soixantesix.

Best stage directions EVER

Submitted by southinthewinter.

Submitted by thatartyholmesian.

Yep. I’m planning to write this in my will. In all caps. 

I know this isn’t a sparrow meme, but: http://www.cracked.com/article_19245_the-6-most-wtf-moments-from-shakespeare-plays.html

Submitted by wickedchik.

AWESOME.